(Dis)Honorable Mention: Serena
On another note, can I just say that director Susanne Bier kind of pisses me off? In the trailer for this film she says, "Academy Award Winner" Susanne Bier. I searched her IMDB page and couldn't find mention of this supposed Academy Award. Was she perhaps a sound mixer or something and won an award back in the day for it? NO. She directed a film in 2011 that won Best Foreign Language film, and now she totes that around NO! You're entire crew did that. If you want to properly sell that, you say "Director of the movie that won Best Foreign Language film." You don't take credit for the entire project yourself. Bad Susanne Bier. No.
(Dis)Honorable Mention: The Gunman
9) Paranormal Activity: THe Ghost Dimension
8) Jupiter Ascending
You know, I think I love to hate this movie too. Because it is hilariously awful. This film is impossible to defend, and it was a major disappointment given who created it, (the Wachowskis) but Eddie Redmayne going absolutely freaking nuts saved it from being higher on this list. But then you realize that this travesty is way too long, filled with way too much exposition, and filled with way too much damsel-in-distress from its supposed female lead to be truly enjoyable. It's a big stupid sci-fi film, but it's trying way too hard to be more. Thank GOD for Eddie Redmayne. Never thought I'd be saying that honestly....
6) 50 Shades of Grey
4) Get Hard
3) Hot Pursuit
Shame on you, Miles Teller. You had such a great 2014 WHY DID YOU SCREW UP 2015! Seriously, the difference between Teller's 2014 and 2015 is like Jekyll and Hyde. Maybe it's a pattern and that means that in 2016 he'll be really good again? I sure hope so. But, of course The Divergent Series still exists so I'm not holding my breath too much. You can do better, man!
Alright ready for my worst film of 2015? Well, here we go.....
1) Paul BLart: Mall Cop 2
But I'm not done! The other reason I made this my worst movie of 2015 is to further yell at Adam Sanler. I know, I haven't done that enough already. But I'm gonna address him directly! Ready? You are a terrible person, man. Your films are garbage, and you look on your audience with such disdain as you laugh your way to the bank. You give yourself absurd salaries for your films, and you use them as an excuse to go on vacation somewhere. You are the embodiment of what's wrong with the upper class in this country. You at least spent some of your budget on visual effects in Pixels which is the only reason why Paul Blart is at the top of the list instead of Pixels, but most of all.....you're just. Not. Funny. Pixels was no exception to this not-funny rule. And don't even get me started on The Ridiculous 6! And it's already the most watched film on Netflix...... how, America? This guy has one, maybe two funny movies in his entire CAREER. That's it! And he's still able to make these lazy-ass films that distributors overpay for because they somehow still make money. We all should be ashamed of ourselves for allowing this to happen. And as long as it does, I will keep bringing it up every year. Least he's in a 6 film deal on Netflix so we don't have to worry about him reaching the big screen for a while. We just get to hear about his films being the most watched movies on Netflix. Which isn't a whole lot better....
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http://cdn.idigitaltimes.com/sites/idigitaltimes.com/files/2015/10/23/paranormal-activity-ghost-dimension-1.jpg (Paranormal Activity)
http://minnesotaconnected.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/jupiter-ascending-movie-review.jpg (Jupiter Ascending)
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